Some crafty spudgering reveals the A5X processor in all its glory.

Like the A5, the A5X system features a 1 GHz dual-core CPU. The upgrade that earns it an 'X' is the new GPU, which Apple claims outperforms even Nvidia's Tegra 3 processor.

This particular chip was manufactured in the first week of 2012. Maybe our iPad marks the start of the end of the world.

Not prepared? There’s an app or two for that...