Sneaky, sneaky Apple. Thought you could pull a fast one on us by releasing a new stripped down version of the current iPod Touch 5th Generation? Not on our watch. We've got one, and we're going in!

Tech specs:

4-inch (diagonal) widescreen Retina display with Multi-Touch IPS technology

802.11a/b/g/n Wi-Fi (802.11n 2.4GHz and 5GHz) + Bluetooth 4.0

5-megapixel iSight camera with LED flash and a ƒ/2.4 aperture FaceTime 1.2 MP HD camera capable of capturing HD video (720p) up to 30 fps

New iPod touch loop

Three-axis gyro + accelerometer

32 GB or 64 GB 16 GB storage capacity