Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to introduce the Sonos Play:3 all-in-one wireless* music player.

*Amazon puts it best: The Play:3 "easily connects to your wireless router with included Ethernet cable or wirelessly anywhere with addition of Sonos Bridge." So if you want to use it wirelessly, you'll need to shell out another $50 for the Sonos Bridge. Otherwise, Ethernet's the only way to connect to it.

What exactly does this all-in-one music player contain? We're glad you asked:

Three Class-D digital amplifiers

Three-driver speaker system—two mid-range woofers and a tweeter

A classy grey box that works both horizontally or vertically