Special Note.
Pure water neutral pH = 7.0 You don't have too much of an issue here -- easy to clean
Blood = 7.4 This may be more of an issue. If it is a large amount and your blood please seek medical advice
Gastric Juice = 0.7 See Blood
Urine = 6.0 If it's yours you may have behavioral issues. If it isn't, do you really want to clean it??
Pancreatic Juice = 8.1 See Blood
Cerebrospinal Fluid = 7.3 Really see blood
Saliva = 7.0 Ex Sneeze, just wipe it off. If sufficient to cause electrical; issue then you have other problems
Wheat Beer = 3.3 - 3.7 Why are there 3 kinds of beer listed
Lager Beer = 4.4 - 4.7 Really Why
Unfermented Beer = 5.5 What about a nice red wine
Lemon juice = 2.3 No comment
Bleach = 12 to 12.6 At least it is not a bio hazard anymore (see Blood, Urine etc)
Sea water i.e. Saltwater = about 8.2 ;)